twenty5

So, you probably already know what the "internet" is. You may understand the concept of a "web" of "sites", where different "information" is available. One such site is known as "facebook", where people can network, socially.

One such social networking example is the current "meme" of writing 25 random things about yourself for all to see. Since I write so little as it is (at least publicly), I will republish here what I wrote there.

Without further ado: Twentyfive Randumb Things About Me.

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)


1. I have $2.10 in nipples, in the form of two silver dollars and a dime.

2. I have not shaved since the first of January.

3. My left pupil is larger than the right because of a badminton injury in high school. I recently learned that I could have sued for thousands of dollars since it permanently affected my vision.

4. #3 happened the week before I ran for class office, and I had to stay home for a week. My friend Derek delivered a speech on my behalf, and in that speech I made a joke about losing my sight from masturbation, which was the only thing cut from the speech.

5. I did not have a cell phone my first year in college, een though I had one in college.

6. I cannot stand TV journalism. The bulk of my news comes through NPR and Google Reader.

7. I have seen everything on homestar runner, multiple times.

8. After working for a thrift store I will not pay more than $5 for a shirt, regardless of style, type, or amount of dressiness.

9. When people ask me where I live, I point to my body.

10. If I could be any sea creature, it would be a walrus.

11. I did not pass 8th grade because I refused to do homework. I had to summer school that summer to get into high school.

12. I never graduated from D.A.R.E. because I never completed the binder and was sick on the day of graduation.

13. I don’t believe that the number 13 is unlucky, and I choose it if 77 or 21 are unavailable.

14. I don’t believe that digital privacy exists.

15. My favorite Disney movie was ‘Sword in the Stone”

16. I love watching movies, but almost never initiate going out to see them.

17. I set my phone to ‘alarrm only’ mode when I go to sleep.

18. One time as an adolescent, I wanted to reheat pizza at night without using a microwave, so I placed it directly on the electric ‘burner’ on the stove. I set off the fire alarm and woke up my whole family.

19. I’m convinced that my life is a physical comedy considering how clumsy I am and how many things I break. Case in point: While wearing an extremely long scarf, I was putting on my shoe while standing upright. I stepped into the shoe and pinned the end of the scarf between my foot and the shoe, and briefly choked myself.

20. I acted in a play of The Diary of Anne Frank in high school, and was the only Jewish actor, playing the only non-Jewish part.

21. If I pick up a cotton ball, I will get the goose bumps, without fail. I can make my hair stand on end just by thinking about it.

22. My favorite show on TV is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, favorite character – Charlie.

23. My favorite beer is…the one I am about to drink.

24. Both of my parents are diabetic, which was instrumental in my fixation with food.

25. I am very happy that you spent the time to read this.